It’s been a while

And I know that. While I am here, experimenting with a weight loss supplement, trying to do better at my job, praying for that mid-year promotion, going about the everyday motions of a regular day in the life of LPL, someone out there has already lost weight, got that mid-year promotion, and is living life ecstatically. Well, good for them. And then there are also the others who are worse-off than I am, because frankly, come on- I lead a charmed life (as compared to, say, a concubine in age-old China, or a high-society call girl in Russia- and I bet they make more money than me, too)… Of course, my life is charmed, everyone thinks that. It isn’t, unfortunately. And as hard as I wish it was, it just isn’t.